Ok I finally have some down time to let tell my success story. I haven’t had a proper fuck in almost half a year so this was a long time coming (pun intended). I made a post on dirtyr4r looking for someone seemingly normal for a quick and fast fuck before I left to my parents for a five day holiday trip. I didn’t ask for much. Size and looks don’t matter to me and all I ask is for someone not ti be creepy in my dms. I just wanted someone polite with a chill energy.
Within minutes my inbox became flooded with paragraphs of what I could only assume were copy and pasted messages with the occasional “insert my username here”. That was ok though because I knew I’d “feel” right when I read the right dm. After skipping over the one sentence messages or “hello” attempts I found a throwaway account whose dm caught my eye. A good detailed explanation of who he was, what he looked like (pics included), what his expectations were, and he happened to be on my drive to my parents. After talking for a good two hours we quickly established boundaries, expectations, and a schedule stick to.