[MF] A [rough] Tinder hookup.

I met Nick on Tinder. He was a gorgeous blonde with piercing blue eyes. He told me that he liked redheads, and I shot back that I was a sucker for guys with glasses.

“I just got LASIK. There goes my chance for getting a blowjob.”

I told him I’d still blow him. I’m not one to turn the chance to get a gorgeous guy’s dick in my mouth. We quickly arranged the details — we were to meet at a dive bar, enjoy a cocktail, and then go back to his place nearby. I got there before he did. It was unseasonably hot and humid outside so I was wearing as little clothing as possible, just a black tank top and a flouncy striped miniskirt with some black high heels. My eyes took a moment to adjust from the bright sunshine to the dark bar atmosphere. I picked a booth in the back with a view of the front door and slid across the faded red vinyl seating.

The server came by and I put in my order. It was two-for-one Tuesday during happy hour, so she brought me two plastic glasses of the local favorite pale ale.