I feel a bit guilty about this. For reasons not entirely clear to me, I really enjoy sex with my girlfriend when she’s very intoxicated. Watching her lose her sobriety and turn into a stuttering, slurring, sloppy mess really turns me on.
The other night, she went out for a girls night out, and I needed to stay home to take care of some work. After she pregamed a with little wine, I gave her some cash for drinks in the hope that she would have one too many, and she didn’t disappoint. As she hopped from bar-to-bar, her texts became more and more illegible and her face more flushed in her pics that she kept texting.
Before bar close, she snapped me a pic of her and her friends taking shots with the caption “lp lov you babe.” So I knew she was lit up like a Christmas tree.
About an hour later, she staggered through the door, hiccuping and laughing, and begging for sex. Swaying from side to side, she tried her best to hide her extremely obvious inebriation, which was cute, but her kisses cast a strong aroma of tequila and her glassy eyes could barely stay focused as she fumbled messily for my swelling shaft.