**Part 1 – Bye, Felicia**
“Fuck you, Jim!” Felicia screamed as she slammed the screen door in his face. “Just…fuck you!”
Jim watched as his soon to be ex-wife stormed down the sidewalk toward her car. Before she was able to stumble her way into her late-model Honda Accord, he closed the interior door with a soft *thud* and leaned his forehead against it. Partially exasperated, partially in relief. The screen door outside closed softly with a click.
There were suspicions that Felicia had been cheating, but overwhelming evidence was all it took to accost her. The proverbial proof in the pudding was an outright admission of guilt.
All of the usual signs were there; closing the laptop when Jim entered the room, muffled phone calls behind closed doors, being secretive about texting… the list went on. Purchasing condoms, lube, and brand new panties all at once from Target using the joint bank account was the fatal slip-up.
After the argument and ensuing departure, Jim realized that their daughter would soon be home from school. *Our daughter*, he thought to himself. *More like ‘my daughter’ after it’s all said and done*.