Tinder (m)atch turns into a college (f)reshman showing me the most wild night of my life.

Been a long time lurker of this sub and finally got the courage to tell what happened to me from 2 years ago. Happy to report this story is as true as can be but it was awhile ago so excuse the lack of certain details that I can’t remember.

I was sitting on my couch one night during the week watching who knows what with the pup. I was single at the time so I was on tinder doing the swipe right dance, more so to kill time then holding out hope I’d find the “one.” Towards the end of the night my phone vibrates telling me I have a match..

I open up the app to see that i have matched with this absolutely beautiful blonde girl. Freckles on her face, fantastic and charming smile, slender but tall body. She also had this amazing set of boobs, that were almost too big for her frame. I thought so highly of how she looked that I actually thought she was a fake account. (Her profile didn’t have anything written in it either)

Thinking she was fake I sent her the first message just for fun, thinking id get some automated response back..