I (m29) Pretended To Be Her (f22) Boyfriend and It Got Me Laid [mf]

I was a dude slut until my early 30’s. These are the stories. Few people know them.

I noticed Leah immediately when I went to get my first drink. I was at my regular bar and she stuck out among the yuppie crowd. Short dark hair, curvy figure, tight low-cut top, cutoff jean shorts meant to display her many thigh tattoos, and piercings in each nostril.

If she noticed the ex-sorority girls and frat stars whispering about her, she didn’t let on. She was nursing a bourbon and making polite conversation with one of the bartenders.

I’m not one for bugging people who are obviously just trying to have a quiet moment so I grabbed my beer and went outside for a smoke.

A few rounds later, it was my turn to grab drinks for me and my friends, so I went back inside to the bar. That’s when I saw Derek chatting Leah up. He was another regular, one that nobody enjoyed engaging with. The prototypical “Well actually…” guy.

I could tell she wasn’t interested in talking to him and quickly went into action. I was buzzed enough that I didn’t care about embarrassing myself.

[mf] From Enemies, to Fuck Buddies, to Friends m25 f26

I was a dude slut until my early 30’s. Here are the stories. Few people know them.

I first met Kate at a Fourth of July party. To this day I still don’t know why, but she hated me from hello. We had no history whatsoever. We both got invited to the party by the hosts, who were mutual friends of ours.

For the next few months, it became a joke in our social circle: Kate hates NashVillage isn’t that hilarious?

At the time I was 26, she was 27. Kate is your classic hipster chick: dark eyes, long dark hair, almost always wears black, Doc Martens, and thick-framed glasses. She was definitely attractive but for whatever reason all the guys in her world treated her like a sister.

To be honest, her deciding that she didn’t like me for no reason started to get annoying after a while. But, I didn’t return the vibe. I thought she was pretty and, when she got drunk she’d back off and was actually kind of pleasant to be around.