Since the mods of /r/dirtyr4r decided to remove this, I figured I would copy and paste here for those seeking it.
I have good news dear reader about the lovely city called Nashville – except perhaps for you readers of my [failure]( https://old.reddit.com/r/dirtyr4r/comments/e91msu/35_f4m_nashville_exceed_my_expectations_failure/) post – about 60 and counting – who wanted to offer your services to make things better. Apologies I don’t have the desire to meet you all, as many are very nice PMs, but I have found one that really works – I will try, as before, to respond to every one of you and thank you for the nice words (and f**k you to the few judgy pricks that sent nasty PMs :P ).
Yes, this is good news. I am breaking this post into two sections called THE BACKGROUND and THE GOOD BITS. I tend to write novels and I want to make sure those of you that want the sex can get to it quickly. Scroll down vvvv.
THE BACKGROUND