[MF] My worst sexual experience (that didn’t even led to sex) [short]

Sadly, you sometimes get disappointed during your sexual experiences.
Warning: Altough the story gets serious, there’s no sex involved in the end ! I also recite the quotes out of my head and please be gentle: English isn’t my native language.

When I was a teenager I often hung out with the same people (as you do). This also included several girls and there was that one girl everybody somehow had a crush on.
She was simply the right mix between cute, sexy and naughty. She had a pretty face with some freckles, an average height, darkbrown hair that went over her shoulder, grey eyes and was that sort of a type with smaller boobs but a wide ass. Somehow she was simply very attractive.
Everybody seemed to have a crush on her and she perfectly knew that. She played with everyone who tried to start something, rejecting one after the other.
She was partying every weekend, getting sometimes really drunk and started flirting with each and everybody, but still ending up alone in the end, since she was always simply playing her game. I think she really enjoyed that so many men wanted but no one actually got her.

[MF] Drunken Quicky with an interesting aftertaste

Please be kind: English isn’t my native language.

It has been some time since, but this is still the weirdest sex experience I’ve ever had.
My best friend at school was about to celebrate his 18th birthday. As I was a bit older, I was already that age and we decided to party hard ! While I was now at the age to buy hard alcohol (you must be 18 in my country to do that) we didn’t really had enough money for that, so we asked our friend Steve how somehow was always able to empty his parents bar without them carring about it.
So the plan was set: We rented the youth meeting area (which was simply an old barrack), brought in Steve with the alcohol, invited our friends and prepared to have to a wild party.
Steve and I were behind the bar and were already really drunk, when the party started off. I guess we started with some beers and went straight for an entire bottle of white Martini.
So the evening went on and more and more people came in, some of them I knew, some of them were new to me.

[MF] Seducing my hair stylist

First of all: Sorry. English isn’t my native language ;)

Whenever I went to my hair stylist, there was that one girl working there who sort of seem to have some interest in me.
I liked that very much because I hadn’t had a relationship for some time and din’t know where this was going.
After some time she asked me for my number and I gladly gave it to her. So we once met at my place and watched a movie. She always seemed very comfortable, but this evening it was completely the opposite: She was sitting in the corner of my couch like she was really afraid of the entire situation. I still don’t know why… So nothing really happened that evening, not even a single kiss.
I gave her a second chance and so we went on a proper date: We went to a nice chinese restaurant and afterwards into a club. I have to say: I don’t like clubs. For my taste it’s always too loud, the wrong music is playing and everybody just seems to show off.
She noticed that and I explained that this is not really my taste. Her reaction was very childish: She enjoyed that I did this for her like she was a princess now. And at that point I simply had enough.
Yes she was a bit naive, but still somehow cute and lovely, but in the end: I wasn’t there to serve a princess, I didn’t had to and I’m no puppet for anybody, so the evening once again ended without a single thing happening.