What you don’t know [MF], [Public Orgasm], [Edging] Repost in memory of Pop, who will be laid to rest today.

This happened about 15 years ago.

The babysitter was 10 minutes early, as usual. She came in and said Hi to the kids while my wife put on her earrings. “We should be home early,” I said to the babysitter, handing her $20 to cover dinner. “We’re just going to grab a bite and do a little shopping. Head them toward their beds at about 10:00 or so. They normally stay up later on Fridays.”

“Call if you need anything,” my wife said over her shoulder to the sitter as I closed her car door.

And with that, we were off to dinner. I was in Dockers, a polo, and my Rockports, while my wife was in a longish skirt with a blouse and strappy sandals. Typically she doesn’t wear anything underneath her skirt, but tonight we were trying something different.

I had purchased a different kind of vibrator. This one was purple and shaped like a butterfly, and it was worn like a g-string so that the butterfly’s wings covered her pussy and the body of the butterfly sat right on her clit. The vibrator was operated by a remote control, which was about the size of a 9-volt battery. It was a simple remote … just an On/Off switch and a small red light.

My wife’s high school reunion [M][F][bondage][public]

This happened probably 15 years ago.

I hate reunions. I didn’t attend my 10-year reunion, my 20-year reunion, my 25-year reunion, or the reunion of my college graduating class. I haven’t been to homecoming since I graduated college. My line of thought is that if we were close enough friends during the time, we’d still be in contact now … I have no desire to go into a room with people with whom I got along with marginally at best and re-live the “good old days” like it was an episode of a sitcom.

But here I was …at a reunion. My wife’s 20-year reunion.

I’m three years older than my wife, which created an issue in high school. As I looked around, I noted that everyone in the room would have been a freshman while I was a senior, which explained why I knew no one here except for the people who had been in the band (one of the few places where upper and lower classmen mingled). My wife, social butterfly that she is, had flitted off to re-introduce herself to someone. I stood off to the side nursing my third Crown on the rocks, listening to the DJ play music that was popular in the early 80’s and sincerely wishing I were somewhere … anywhere … else. I could think of a number of things I would have preferred to be doing. Several options leapt to mind. Having a wisdom tooth extracted, for example. Perhaps a vasectomy without anesthesia. Maybe an Oliver Stone movie marathon.

So this happened last night [F], [Exhibition], [Short]

My wife is out of town at a business conference. This doesn’t happen often, but when it does we usually talk once a day, close to the end of the day.

So last night we Facetimed. She was in her hotel room, completely nude. Not that unusual, in and of itself. When we’re in a hotel room, we’re naked.

We’re talking, she’s filling me in on her travel day (which was pretty freaking dreadful), what time this conference starts tomorrow … all that banal stuff.

Then I hear the sound of someone knocking on the door.

She says, “Hang on, Honey. COMING!”

She puts the phone down, propped up so I can see her ass walking away from me as she pads over to the door.

She stands on her tiptoes (she’s only 5’2″), looks through the peep hole and says, “Just a sec!”

Then she opened the freaking door and let the guy from room service in!

I couldn’t see the look on his face, but I can imagine it.

Sunday Night Football [MMF] [exhibitionism]

My best friend from high school is still my best friend today. He’s married with three daughters. He was over at our house one Sunday night to watch the Sunday Night Football game (and escape the estrogen of two teenage daughters and a tween). That happened from time to time, and was not in and of itself an unusual occurrence. This was the Sunday heading in to Veteran’s Day on Monday. He and I were taking the holiday off, so the beer was flowing a little more freely than usual.

My wife wasn’t taking the holiday, so at halftime she excused herself and went on to bed.

My friend has had a crush on my wife since high school. They went out on one date back then, and she really wasn’t interested in pursuing anything more than that. But he still carries that torch to this day. His wife looked a lot like my wife in college, but the intervening years and three pregnancies have not been kind to her. They’re down to what could best be described as semi-annual sex with blowjobs on special occasions.

With my wife safely in bed and the bedroom door closed, the third quarter and fourth beers got underway.

Weekend in St Louis [MF], [public]

Before the kids (and the responsibility that comes with them) came into our lives, it wasn’t uncommon for us to just decide on a Friday to go out of town for the weekend. Typically, when this happened, we’d go to St Louis. We’d call that afternoon for reservations at the Presidential downtown (which, sadly, isn’t there any longer) and head up after work.

St Louis was perfect. It was four hours from home, so it was close enough that we could get there easily in a night …and far enough away that no one knew us. We’d go home from work, throw a few things in a bag, and hit the road. We almost had it down to a science.

For the record, my wife is 5’2”, 110 pounds, and has the most gorgeous set of tits on the planet … period. And it was not uncommon for her to be nude by the time we hit the interstate for the trip. Sometimes she’d wave flirtatiously at the truckers as we passed them … sometimes she’d lean over to get a coke from the back seat, pushing her ass towards the moon roof …and sometimes she’d prop her pedicured feet on the dashboard and take a nap. Once in a while she’d get herself so worked up that she had to get off, but she usually tried to keep the tease going as long as possible. Regardless, it was normally a show all the way to East St. Louis, Illinois.

What you don’t know [MF], [Public Orgasm], [Edging]

This happened about 15 years ago.

The babysitter was 10 minutes early, as usual. She came in and said Hi to the kids while my wife put on her earrings. “We should be home early,” I said to the babysitter, handing her $20 to cover dinner. “We’re just going to grab a bite and do a little shopping. Head them toward their beds at about 10:00 or so. They normally stay up later on Fridays.”

“Call if you need anything,” my wife said over her shoulder to the sitter as I closed her car door.

And with that, we were off to dinner. I was in Dockers, a polo, and my Rockports, while my wife was in a longish skirt with a blouse and strappy sandals. Typically she doesn’t wear anything underneath her skirt, but tonight we were trying something different.

I had purchased a different kind of vibrator. This one was purple and shaped like a butterfly, and it was worn like a g-string so that the butterfly’s wings covered her pussy and the body of the butterfly sat right on her clit. The vibrator was operated by a remote control, which was about the size of a 9-volt battery. It was a simple remote … just an On/Off switch and a small red light.