Author: mysterystranger545

[FM] How I fucked my (m25) Uber driver (f 20 something)

You guys wanted more. I have a few crazy stories I’m down to share. This post will be about the time I fucked my Uber driver.

This one happened recently, like, this year. So it’s pretty fresh in my mind. Still, this is a best of my memory thing so some details might not be completely accurate.

It was the Friday before Valentine’s Day. Work had run a little late because we had a zoom conference “party”. It was pretty ridiculous, but the company sent us each $15 Uber eats credit if we attended so I did. It was supposed to be a team bonding experience but our boss put on Moonstruck and we couldn’t talk through it.

After the movie ended I said my goodbyes, and decided to head out to the bar. My friends had invited me out for a drink earlier and I told them I couldn’t make it cause of work. I figured I’d head out and surprise them.

So I got ready. Got out of my work clothes, showered, and put on my clothes. I decided to use the Uber credit work had given me to be a responsible adult so I ordered one up. Read more »

[MF] I [m18 (at the time)] Fucked the hot teacher literally right after graduation

I’m currently 25, so this happened a few years back.

My senior year of high school was definitely interesting. I wasn’t much of a ladies man up until then. I was all acne, didn’t know where my baby fat ended and my actual fat started. All I did was play video games and practice my trumpet. Finally, after I was crushed when I asked my dream girl out to prom and she responded, and I quote, “I don’t fuck around with fat ass mouth breathers.” I decided fuck it. I decided to eat right and hit the gym, and over the summer started to get cut. By my first semester finals I was huge, in a good way. Fuck, I wish it was as easy to get swole as it was during puberty. I’m not a fatty anymore but i know I’ll never be in as good of shape as I was back then.

So, when my second semester English class started I was stoked to get the hot young teacher. We’ll call her Mrs. G. Mrs. G was a fucking babe, always dressing in short flowy dresses and wearing a tank top under them to try and hide her cleavage (didn’t work too well since her tits were fuckinf massive). Read more »