I went to visit my college girlfriend, Claudia, this weekend at her house. I got there and it’s just her and her dad, Larry, at home. Claudia and I set up in the front room to watch Friends while her dad is in the room right next to us watching TV. We wouldn’t dare do anything with him that close to us, except subtle whispers of what we’ll do to each other when he leaves. It has been almost a month since we last got the chance to do anything, so we were both very eager.