Author: mydegeneratedaccount

The ti[M]e I got picked up by an [F] while I was eating a gelato

So this one goes back to 2018…

It was a warm night in Sevilla, Spain. I was backpacking and finally in good health following some fairly serious illness following my travels through Russia for the World Cup.

I’d spent the night concurrently watching a match at an Irish pub and playing Tinder to no avail. I was pretty much sobered up as I was walking home and saw a gelato shop in a busy part of town and thought, yeah, sure, I enjoy and fancy gelato!

Following my purchase I stood outside the shop and went to work on my newly purchased goodness and trying to map my way back to the Airbnb when I was startled by a females voice at close range just behind me – I turned around and saw she was short/petite, blonde, cute with a hippy vibe and slightly older than me (me being 32 at the time, her closer to 37). In hindsight I can’t recall why she sought my attention, but we had a fun, friendly chat and both set off together looking for some weed. She was a traveller, like me and Canadian (I’m Australian). Fun fact: she said prior to meeting me she had an issue with Aussies lol Read more »

[MF] the hardest I ever came

This was with an old brief fwb we’ll call her Marcy.

Marcy was a 9 in my books. In many others, she’d be a 10. She was also an underwear model and is easily the hottest girl/goddess I have stuck my penis inside.

Her: 27, blonde, 6ft tall, slender/toned, tanned with B-cups. If I were to draw a comparison, she’d be Brie Larson’s much, much hotter sister.

So there we were, smoking some weed and chilling after just fucking ourselves to completion. It was a warm summer evening and we were sitting and enjoying the cool air coming in from the balcony of my high rise apartment.

Marcy stood up and walked over to the ledge and leant over, enjoying the sights of the Brisbane skyline. Meanwhile, I was also enjoying the sights – we were both naked, but more importantly, her. Her tall, lean, athletic frame, in particular, her long legs and well sculpted butt were a mere two feet in front of my eye level on display – with her long dirty blonde hair flowing, she was pure female perfection. Read more »

[M]y [27] first [MFM]

Soo… when I was 27 (and buff yet super handsome as I still am) I responded to an Craiglist ad placed by Costa and Maria (fake names), a 20yo Greek couple. He thinned out the responses and said I was the only respectful guy left who Maria also found attractive. We’d swapped pics, none showing faces, yet still, I’d seen her naked and with dick in her mouth before ever meeting.

Roughly a month later, I was approaching the meeting location outside of the hotel they booked – it was around 3pm just after they’d checked in. I was met with a friendly handshake by Costa and he had me follow him through the hotel lobby. He mentioned the man at concierge who checked them in gave us a skeptical look as we headed towards the elevator.

Upon entering the room, there she was – a tight short black dress was hugging the 20 year old body of a tanned goddess who I’d later describe as a Mediterranean PAWG equivalent of a Kardashian, albeit with bar-pierced A cups. Maria was laying on her tummy and ceased what she was doing on her phone to look up with a gorgeous smile to greet me. She smelled lovely too of some flowery body lotion. The excitement started to hit me Read more »