This (totally true) story is about the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me. Apologies if it’s a bit long, but I think it’s important to set the scene. First, a little bit about me. I’m a 36 year old divorced but recently remarried dad, not in terrible shape but not the fittest guy by any means. I think I present reasonably well, and my new wife obviously thinks I’m attractive! Personality wise, I’d describe myself as very shy and rather socially awkward – I typical introvert, in other words. I must admit, in all my 36 years, I’ve never actually been confident enough to manage a “one night stand”. I’m just not the sort of guy who has the skills to end up in bed with a random stranger. I should also point out that I’ve never been unfaithful whilst married. Well, not in the past, anyway…