**(Edit: I removed the set-up to this story, because it was a little too incriminating for public consumption. Basically, it went like this… I had this teacher back in college. One weekend, her husband left town for a few days and he took the kids with him. …So, her and I started talking over Facebook the moment he left. And not long after that, I drove over to her house. That’s essentially all you need to know.)**
We were in her bedroom, staining the bed she shared with her husband, when the door suddenly opened. It was him. Apparently he had to return home and decided to surprise his wife, only she was the one who surprised him. I was balls deep inside her previously virgin asshole when he appeared in the doorway. He had the expression of a person who’d just crawled out of a car wreck. Total shock. He turned around on his heels and left, without saying a word.