I was at the table in the kitchen, stuffing my face with bread sticks to pass the time—crumbs all over my lap, olive oil stains on my shirt; I was a real teenage mess when she walked in. She was a full blown woman, not like my pubescent eighteen year old peers at the time. Dan’s mom was toned legs, bouncy hair, and perky tits that always seemed to be fighting the confines of her bra. Like I said, a real woman — the sort to ruin a man’s life, if he isn’t careful.
She stared at me with her light hazel eyes. “Oh, Addie! Didn’t know we had company.”
“Hey Mrs. P. Hope it’s no trouble,” I said, dipping another bread stick into the garlic infused olive oil before shoving it into my mouth.
“Oh, no trouble at all.” She had just come back from the gym and was in her workout attire: a tight fitting, polyester outfit that left little to the imagination. I could even see the faint outline of her muff, peeking out from between those sculpted thighs.