So, background.
Most of the fresh water on earth contains the types of fungus that cause athlete’s foot and jock itch. You’re exposed to it all the time, and you don’t even realize it. Some people are more susceptible than others to developing symptoms. I occasionally get mild athlete’s foot.
A couple of years back, I started using Tinactin for athlete’s foot. A few weeks later, I developed jock itch from my work, because I do heavy physical labor. So, I figured, just use the same thing, right?
So I go home, spray the Tinactin on my crotchticular area, and almost immediately feel a chemical burn happening. Now, it didn’t actually cause any redness, it was more like a spanish-fly type warm burning sensation.
Then Mr. Happy woke up. Not sure if it was a defense mechanism or what, but the chemical reaction going on in the jungle made him ready for action.
It took just a few seconds to get a good erection from the burn of the Tinactin. And it lasted and lasted. So naturally, I took full advantage of this and fired up Pornhub (pre-current-shitty-reboot-Pornhub, back then).