Excuse the shitty Eminem title, if you didn’t get it then probably best. Here’s another story of long distance travel but I promise to keep it short.
So one of my best friends was seeing a girl from England (We live in Scotland) having a long distance type of thing, silly. One weekend her and her best friend come up so they can finally shag, I don’t know.
So a group of us decide go out, the happy couple, her best friend and my friend were sending nudes so they’re kinda together so we go up and meet them at their hotel and on meeting this girl I realise “SHIT, she is more suited for me by a mile” with the dyed hair, tattoos, music everything.
Have a few drinks, everyone has fun and now we are heading out. Half way down the hall the best friend forgot her key card so she runs back and asks me to wait for her. Everyone else keeps walking on their way out for a quick smoke.