True story, actually just happened about 2 hours ago now.
I was feeling quite horny today after a scheduling SNAFU messed up my attempt at sexy time with the GF last night. I have a new job with early hours, and due to various issues I struck out last night when my GF came over.
Fast forward to this morning, when I got off work early (like 9 a.m.) and was alone in my apartment with a hard-on. My GF is in her early 40s, while I’m in my late 30s. A line from HBOs the Nevers comes to mind when I see her, “a little doughy but with epic tits” or something like that. She’s a masters degree-level professional who works for the state government while I’m just a manual laborer for a big box store. She’s mixed Middle Eastern and Northern European heritage, so she’s got a rocking hourglass figure but skin as pale as a ghost (which comes into play during sexy time in the best way possible). Let’s call her Beth for the sake of this story.