Our church confession [M24] [F23].
I’m [M24] going to be honest, my longtime girlfriend Jess [F23] and I got into a little disagreement last night about her bring too vanilla in bed. We are both hard headed and sometimes believe too strongly in our convictions, so it’s fair to say that I deserved sleeping on the couch last night. With that being said…
I woke up this morning and immediately smelled my favorite pancakes coming from the kitchen. I quietly walk over to the kitchen and saw her making coffee in the white dress I bought her last week. I sneaked up behind her and give her a hug from behind, then whisper in her ear, “good morning love”. While still hugging her from behind, she responds, “Good morning honey”, then presses her round ass against me.
Then I whispered in her ear, “do you know why I bought you this dress”
Jess: “No why.”
Me: “Because it’s easy access.”
Jess: “Then we are on the same page, because I’m going commando.”
Me: “Fuck! Really?”
Right when I started grabbing the hem of her dress to check, she swated my hand.
Me: “What’s that for?”
Jess: “Remember last night?”
Me: “What about last night? Do you mean the argument?”
Jess: “Yes, remember you said that I’m too vanilla.”
Me: “Ahhh yeah.”
Jess: “Well I thought it over, and decided I could be a little more adventurous.”
Me: “Hell yeah, where do you want to start?”
Jess: “Well I wanted to try this new toy called Lush, I got it a month ago but never decided to open it until today.”
Me: “Okay, what kind of toy.”
Jess: “It’s a remote controlled vibrator, and I was thinking that I could wear it to church today.”