Been a while dear reader. This tale of debauchery happed many moons ago, on a work trip.
I had a mid-morning flight and with my ever growing status got to board early. I grabbed a window with the intent to nap on the way down. Some guy grabbed the isle seat. As the plane was filling up this beautiful young woman came down the aisle. I’ll be direct, we were headed to Miami, there were several gorgeous women on this flight.
She was looking for a spot when the flight attendant, stopped her.
FA: All we have are middles left, why don’t you sit next two these two handsome gentlemen. She fucking winked at me. (The real hero of this story is that flight attendant dear reader)
Her name was L. She was a med student at the University of Miami. Not pre-med, full on med school. She was studying to become a neurologist. Initially she put her head phones in and tuned out the world.
Takeoff was rather rough. Apparently, L wasn’t a fan of flying and especially not of turbulence.
I was trying to get comfy when L grabbed my arm.