[Click here for Part I](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/4gtuiw/hedonistic_arithmetic_part_i/)
[Click here for Part II](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/4hglrs/hedonistic_arithmetic_part_ii_mf/)
**Hedonistic Arithmetic Part III: Redistribution and Summation.**
*****
Between sharing a shower with Trish (and bathing her in something additional) and putting my career in jeopardy with Eleanor (while giving her a helluva send-off) it’s safe to say that I was floating on a sea of dopamine and testosterone on a highly inflated ego. Twice in one day with two different women and certainly two different flavors, even as I went about the motions of work once more some part of me was processing this kind of fortuity. Sure I could *attempt* to do such a thing in one day deliberately, but having it fall in one’s lap…
A sonar ping from my phone indicating I’d received yet another text message hovered in the air. Given how the day was going and that said chime had brought good tidings before, perhaps this time I’d be the lucky recipient of a brand new motorcycle I’d been lusting after nearly as much as I do for women under normal circumstances.
The former lust wasn’t satiated by my text, the latter however…
> Hey stud, are you doing tonight?
Trish