A smutty college sex one-shot, except (nearly) every word has been replaced by the Thesaurus function on MS Word

*I composed this simply by writing an actual regular smutty one-shot, then using the Synonyms/Thesaurus mini-menu on MS Word to replace more or less every word with whatever the first prompt was, if there was indeed a prompt for it. The few exceptions I made were simple determiners and pronouns (e.g. the, a, he, she, etc.) If the thesaurus’s replacement word ended up making the sentence grammatically weird, I tidied it up (at least, when I remembered to), and once or twice I picked the second prompt instead of the first because I was getting sick of saying the same word a dozen or more times. So here it is, in all its verbose glory:*

**I (21M) had an astonishing hook-up subsequent to a college gathering**

The previous dusk I had the finest hook-up with this lassie from my university who I’d coveted for a extended period. My homestead was holding a minor mid-term gathering and I took a fortuitous and asked her. She appeared astonished but unaffectedly satisfied, and she arrived appearing drop-dead beautiful and contributed me this huge beam.

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Testing out a product designed to enhance penetration [F20s] [Solo]

*This was the first story I published on my Literotica account under the title ‘Pleasure Research: Inner Sensations’, about a month ago.*

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“Kathy? They’re ready for you now.”

Kathy felt the expected twinge of nerves in the pit of her stomach. She was beginning to wonder, not for the first time, just whether this was really something she was prepared to do. She stood up slowly and walked past the reception desk towards the doorway at the other end of the room. The receptionist who had called her name had returned to work at her computer.

Kathy hesitated, stopping a metre or so short of the doorway and the corridor beyond. She could still change her mind about this. The reps with whom she’d been in contact had stressed this in every email they’d sent: she could back out at any time. Kathy winced a little. This was definitely the weirdest thing she’d ever done. But the secret would never leave this building, and she could certainly use the money. She took a deep breath, made her way down the corridor to the door at the end, and knocked softly.

“Come on in.”

You’re on this sub, when all of a sudden…

You’ve stumbled across this sub and begun scrolling. It’s late. You really need to rub one out but you’re in the mood for something a little more cerebral. We’ve all been there, it’s no biggie.

You’re not looking for anything in particular, but a title jumps out at you. *[F] I masturbated to the thought of my friend.*

Now you’re blushing a little, because that one hits rather close to home. You know who you’re thinking of now. Her. Yes, *her*. The friend you wish was more than a friend. You can relate to this writer, alright. You feel a little shy, but your curiosity is piqued, and you click and begin reading.

The prose is… good. Eloquent and vivid. You can almost picture the writer in your mind’s eye as you read, and the outpouring of unbridled lust that went into these words… after all, you’re in a pretty similar position yourself. They’ve given an equally vivid description of themselves, too, and frankly they sound like exactly your type. You keep on reading.

Testing out a product designed to enhance penetration [F solo]

*This was the first story I published on my Literotica account under the title ‘Pleasure Research: Inner Sensations’, about a month ago.*

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“Kathy? They’re ready for you now.”

Kathy felt the expected twinge of nerves in the pit of her stomach. She was beginning to wonder, not for the first time, just whether this was really something she was prepared to do. She stood up slowly and walked past the reception desk towards the doorway at the other end of the room. The receptionist who had called her name had returned to work at her computer.

Kathy hesitated, stopping a metre or so short of the doorway and the corridor beyond. She could still change her mind about this. The reps with whom she’d been in contact had stressed this in every email they’d sent: she could back out at any time. Kathy winced a little. This was definitely the weirdest thing she’d ever done. But the secret would never leave this building, and she could certainly use the money. She took a deep breath, made her way down the corridor to the door at the end, and knocked softly.

“Come on in.”

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