Author: Mr-Candid-Ordinary

It’s Better Here than at Home, [Kinky], [Hotel], [MF]

I’d been looking forward to this all week. We’d been messaging back and forth, each more suggestive than the last. Excitement in otherwise uneventful days at work.

Instead of going home after work, we decided to meet again at a mid-level commuter hotel nearby.

She was already there, waiting in the lobby. And looking irresistible. She wore some jewelry, heels and a conservative black dress. The dress flattered her thick butt and thighs. Her black hair was worn down, straight.

We wasted no time and went upstairs to the room she’d prepared. Upon arrival, she made her way to the bathroom. “I’m going to get more comfortable,” she announced. I made my way to the edge of the bed and removed my shoes. Moments later, she emerged.

Wearing only black lace bra and panties. Very classic and simple lingerie and it looked absolutely stunning on her.

She placed her hands on the bed between my legs, leaning over just enough to accentuate her cleavage in my face.

“How about I see that big dick of yours?” Read more »

Three Wrongs Make… a Needed Night [Long], [Hotel], [Cheating], [MF]

**Please Note: This story contains infidelity.**

To Skip the Setup a.k.a Foreplay of this long story, scroll to down to **Round One** (and **Round Two**).

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It all happened about a decade ago in a top-tier high-rise hotel in a major Midwestern City (USA). Complications with my work schedule resulted in a twelve-hour overnight layover, for which my employer paid for in full.

The hotel I had been offered was impressive. Above the 20th floor, plush robes and free drinks? I’ll take it! Especially since my employer was paying. I opened a bottle and committed to enjoying my one night stay.

My phone chimed with a text message from my wife, the only text since a huge argument earlier during this weeklong job trip.

*Don’t call or text. I’m with a friend tonight.*

I knew exactly what that implied. My wife was emotionally and physically involved with a friend. A few weeks before that, she had flatly told me she didn’t love me anymore and we should consider separating.

“You should just run off and get laid,” my wife had suggested during the argument. Perhaps she was right- she was with someone else, after all. Read more »

Friday Night Fun (and a show for the whole apartment complex!) [MF]

**This story is from when Mrs and I were first married- about an unexpectedly great Friday night with a share of practically public sex.**

Both in our mid-twenties, my wife and I both worked full time. Friday, at the end of a long week of work, we came back home with plans for a late date night. No kids yet, after all.

Unfortunately, for our plans, we’d be stuck home, as outside, freezing rain would be keeping us inside.

*Some scene setting is needed here: living above our means, our apartment was located in a chic downtown complex. Our third floor apartment had floor-to-ceiling windows which looked out at its many neighbors.*

We unwound on the couch at our place, discussing our respective weeks of work, complaining and laughing about coworkers at her job over a couple of drinks.

Mrs wore her typical conservative and professional attire- her hair was worn up, and she’d worn a button-up blouse and some black pants to work that day. Conservative look or not, I absolutely loved the way her thick thighs filled out her pants. Read more »

Staying in for Date Night- a.k.a ‘No nut November’ comes to a messy end [MF]

First of all, Mrs Ordinary and I do not practice ‘No Nut November.’ We cannot think of any good reason to voluntarily inhibit your sex life, but, to each their own, we suppose.

However, we did start joking about it becoming an event when we found ourselves in a dry streak since the last week of October. Demanding schedules had got the better of us.

*My wife and I are average suburbanites in our mid-thirties; kids, dog, house, et. cetera. I’m white, average build, about six feet tall. Mrs Ordinary is mixed Asian-Native American, with light brown skin, long black hair and on the thicker side of average- she has small, perky breasts and a big butt.*

Two nights ago, we took a much-anticipated date night and finally ended our almost two week dry spell. Both of us happened to have the Wednesday off and we relaxed, capping it off with reservations for cocktails and dinner- without kids.

I returned home from dropping our kids off at the babysitters house where I surprised my wife with a glass of champagne. Read more »

Fun First Foursome with our Friends! [MFMF], [Group]

This is a somewhat shortened version of a previous post- reposting for the November Story Contest. Years and months of setup are omitted, but here are the basics: after years of friendship and rising sexual tension, my wife and I learned a couple we were close with are (accomplished) swingers.

*My wife and I are your average suburbanites- kids, dog, house and all of that. We are both in our mid-thirties. I’m white, average build, about six feet tall. Mrs Ordinary is mixed Asian and Native American. She’s got light brown skin, long black hair and is on the thicker side of average- she has small, perky breasts and a big butt.*

*I’d also like to introduce our friends, the Bees. Mrs Bee, whom I’ll call Caitlin, is of mixed white and Middle Eastern descent. She’s very petite, with short curly hair, beautiful brown skin and killer dark brown eyes. Her husband, Ryan is white, about 5’9” with an average build.*

At a point in our lives when we were experimenting, we made some ground rules and cautiously agreed to a date night which would end in a soft swap and same room sex between us. Read more »

A Ruler, a Phone and a Wife Up to No Good! [Oral], [MF]

*My wife and I are your average suburbanites- kids, dog, house and all of that. We are both in our mid-thirties. I’m white, average build, about six feet tall. Mrs Ordinary is mixed Asian and Native American. She’s got light brown skin, long black hair and is on the thicker side of average- she has small, perky breasts and a big butt.*

Recently, the kids had just gotten in bed for the night. Mrs O and I sat down on the couch for some Netflix and a beer.

“So, how big is your dick?” She asked, out of nowhere, looking up from her iPhone.

“Why?”

“Would you say, what, like seven inches?” She pressed, avoiding the question.

“I dunno, I think so,” I replied.

She gave me a hard time about not knowing and I joked with her about having seen too many dicks.

She got off the couch- I snuck a peek at her thick ass (great view in her yoga pants) as she left and came back into the room with a plastic ruler which she’d somehow located.

“Okay, now show me your dick.” Read more »

Discovering another couples kinky side leads to an unforgettable First Foursome! [Group]

This story is intentionally very long. I’ve tried to include the full setup, so readers can appreciate the ‘soft’ swap ending. If uninterested, readers can skip ahead to **The part with the vicious tease** or **The part when we all finally get naked.**

*My wife and I are your average suburbanites- kids, dog, house and all of that. We are both in our mid-thirties. I’m white, average build, about six feet tall. Mrs is mixed Asian and Native American. She’s got light brown skin, long black hair and is on the thicker side of average- she has small, perky breasts and a big butt.*

*I’d also like to introduce our friends, the Bees. Mrs Bee, whom I’ll call Caitlin, is of mixed white Egyptian and Latina descent. She’s very petite, with short curly hair, beautiful brown skin and killer dark brown eyes. Her husband, Ryan is white, about 5’9” with an average build.*

This story is a throwback (and rewrite/repost) to almost three years ago. Mrs Ordinary and I had been fortunate to reignite our fire, in a manner of speaking. It had been snuffed out for serval bad years by the day-to-day stressors of being working parents. Read more »

Urgent Sex gets us caught by the Babysitter! [MF]

*My wife and I are your average suburbanites- kids, dog, house and all of that. We are both in our mid-thirties. I’m white, average build, about six feet tall. Mrs is mixed Asian and Native American. She’s got light brown skin, long black hair and is on the thicker side of average- she has small, perky breasts and a big butt.*

Mrs and I recently attended a backyard party with a handful of close friends. We’d been apart for almost two weeks and on the night I got back into town, we were obligated to attend this small party. All we really wanted to do way stay home- but ‘duty’ calls.

At one point towards the end of the night, we snuck into the bathroom. We kissed deeply and urgently for a few moments. I grabbed her hips and felt myself already hard.

She backed up against the sink and I lifted her sexy tight sundress. Underneath, Mrs wasn’t wearing any underwear. My erection tugged against my jeans.

“I want you to fuck me, but not here.” Mrs protested.

Reluctantly, we both cooled down for a few moments and returned to the party. Read more »

[M] people Enjoy [F]acials, too!

“I actually don’t think I’d mind if you cum on my face,” my wife said, cleaning up in the bathroom from the sex we’d just had.

We’d had a hasty finish and a couple of drops had overshot her chest, landing on her face. I handed her a wet towel and We both had a good laugh about it.

“Next time,” I replied, giving Mrs.’ thick ass a playful slap.

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*I’m back on GW Stories; we’d been on as a different handle before, but my wife had rightfully disagreed with me posting some stories about other women. Instead, we’re going to give a small glimpse behind our suburban bedroom door, occasionally sharing the fun or funny stories.*

My wife and I are your average suburbanites- kids, dog, house and all of that.

We are both in our mid-thirties. I’m white, average build, about six feet tall and hopefully not too much of a ‘dad bod’ these days. Mrs is mixed Asian and Native American. She’s got light brown skin, long black hair and is on the thicker side of average- she has small, perky breasts and a big butt that she enjoys to flaunt for me. Read more »