Every guy needs a Lisa. Lisa and I have known each other for about seven years now – met in freshmen year of college, didn’t really hit it off well but stayed in touch through group chats with mutual friends. Until this one evening when we ran into each other at the gym and found out that we actually lived awfully close to each other (and my god, the ass on Lisa was phenomenal). I just have never seen her there before because I like to work out very early in the mornings and Lisa rarely ever woke up before 8am. Naturally, I decided evenings are much better to work out anyway and pretty soon we started walking to the gym together. We talked a lot during the walks and eventually, “How weird is it that we’ve never run into each other before?” and “I can’t believe you’re that tiny and squat that much” became “My place or yours?” and “How about you come squat on my face instead?”.