So my husband and I have a favorite little bar. We are allowed to stay later than closing time most nights and this night was no different. Well except that I was ready to go home and get some. But my husband wasn’t having it he just wouldn’t leave his friends. I stepped outside to get some air and there stood a young 20 something I had teased all night. I’m 36… he chatted me up a bit and asked where my husband was. I told him and how I was ready to get some. I could tell he wanted to say something but didn’t have the guts. So I said it for him “you’d like to help me with that wouldn’t you?”