Oblivious to flirtation [M]

30y [M], 6’1, 220 lbs, muscular but not shredded – all the more fascinating that this keeps happening. Toronto, Canada.

I have a bunch of the following type of stories but I’ll limit it to a couple that ended poorly.

1. 3 years ago – Smoking hot girl on the bus dressed up in yoga clothes walked upto me and starts grinding against my ass. I realize this much later, at the time I thought I was leaning against a seat/ cushion or some such. I knew it was her thigh/crotch when I turned around and noticed her.

Then she gently pressed her left breast against my arm and held that position. At this point I knew what was going on. I don’t budge. She presses in deeper into my tricep. I turn around and see the biggest, brightest smile. Slightly ajar mouth with a hint of tongue. I smile back and she does this shuffle and hop? I get off at the next stop and so does she. I walk away.