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I’ve discovered the perfect slutty Halloween party costume – The Blowjob Ghost! (29f) [FM]

Halloween parties exist for only one reason once you’re past trick or treat age – to dress up slutty and have as much fun as possible before morning dawns and normal life resumes.

I’ve worn my fair share of slutty outfits – slutty nurse, slutty Wonder Woman, slutty Harley Quinn. They’re all variations on crazy short shirts and low cut tops. And they’ve all worked. But they all have the same problem – there’s almost always someone else dressed as the same thing. And even if they’re not the exact same thing they have the same things in common, so standing out of a crowd can be tricky. Sure you’ll pull eventually, but it can add extra time before you get to the fun.

But I’ve solved it.

Blowjob ghost.

It’s very simple. Pale face, red lips, short black skirt, tight low cut black suspiciously stained vest and a sign around your neck that says ‘blowjob ghost’.

Within the first five minutes at the party I had a guy ask me what a blowjob ghost was. Within another five minutes I was showing him! Read more »

Caught my neighbour spying so I started giving him something to watch. Now I’ve gone even further! (29f) [MF]

Almost a year ago I posted this:

I’ve been on a rollercoaster of a slutty adventure this last year. I ditched my longterm boyfriend at the end of 2020 and decided to basically have as much fun as I could this year to make up for lost time. And I’m having the best fucking year of my life!

And I’ve now discovered I’m not the only one enjoying it!

Thanks mostly to tinder I’ve managed to cram in a lot of hookups over quite a short time. And since I live close to the city centre we usually end up back at my place for the fun.

And someone has noticed!

Across the street lives the sweetest old couple who regularly call round with cakes they’ve made or for a chat about other shitty neighbours. But two months ago their eighteen year old grandson moved in with them temporarily while he does some work in the city because he can’t afford a place of his own. The room they’ve given him overlooks the street and is directly opposite my room.

And he’s a total pervert. Read more »

(29f) Blowing the Delivery guy [FM]

At the end of last year I got out of a ten year relationship and started having fun instead. A lot of fun. Until then my sex life had been boring and vanilla and my attitude was that I now had to make up for lost time! Tinder has been a godsend. And I’m not exaggerating to say I’ve basically been on two new dates every week this year.

Basically I’ve been having a good time and loving it!

And the change hasn’t gone unnoticed. My friends can see I’m happier (and hornier!) than I’ve ever been before. And they’re mostly very supportive. Some think I’ve gone too far. Others don’t think I’ve gone far enough yet and need to properly get this phase out of my system.

Which is why one of them told me about the pizza guy challenge. Order a pizza and blow the delivery guy. I told her that just sounded like a scene from a cheap porno. She said yeah but since I like hooking up with random guys this would be a fun way of generating a real randomer and was curious if I’d go through with it.

Then she ordered a pizza. Read more »

Tinder Conga! Fucking one hookup while HE picks the next (29f) [FM]

I’ve accidentally invented a new dating/hookup game and it’s crazy good fun, often kinky and an amazing way to get some variety to your one night stands… I call it the Tinder Conga!

It started with a regular tinder hookup. Match. Quick chat. One drink. Back to his. Fuck.

The sex was good but he was one of those guys that liked the sound of his own voice and so was talking constantly. To start with the only way I could get him to shut up was by sitting on his face but once the actual fucking started I gave in and just joined in the conversation. It was a little weird but sometimes with hookups you’ve just got to go with the flow!

He was mostly talking about sex and dating generally but while I was riding him he got onto tinder profiles and how he came to swipe right on me. Which gave me an idea. I paused bouncing on his cock for a few seconds and grabbed my phone. As I sat back on his cock I gave him my phone with Tinder already open. I told him since he had such a good system for picking dates and hookups that he should take a look through my matches and pick MY next hook up. He could either just choose one and tell me or, if he wanted, he could actually send them a message while we were still fucking. Read more »

Abandoned my work Christmas party to fuck two different guys (28f) [FM]

Work Christmas parties are fucking dull. You have to spend all day with these people you don’t like and then for one night a year you have to spend all evening pretending to be friendly with them too!

But Christmas parties have one benefit. Because the company I work for is fairly small we don’t host our own Christmas event but book a hotel which is hosting numerous different parties all at once. There can up to twenty different businesses all on their own tables but sharing the same function room, stupid games that no one wants to play and disco after the meal.

Every other year this has made no difference to me because I’ve been sat with my company for as long as is polite until I can just leave. But this year for the first time ever, I’ve found myself single at Christmas. So I wanted to have some fun!

I bought a new dress especially. Red sequins because Christmas, but also the smallest dress that I could wear without being arrested. It made me look like I was 90% legs which is impressive for someone as short as me! Read more »

Fucking one Tinder hookup while HE picks my next – It’s the Tinder Conga chain! (28f) [FM]

I’ve accidentally invented a new dating/hookup game and it’s crazy good fun, often kinky and an amazing way to get some variety to your one night stands… I call it the Tinder Conga!

It started with a regular tinder hookup. Match. Quick chat. One drink. Back to his. Fuck.

The sex was good but he was one of those guys that liked the sound of his own voice and so was talking constantly. To start with the only way I could get him to shut up was by sitting on his face but once the actual fucking started I gave in and just joined in the conversation. It was a little weird but sometimes with hookups you’ve just got to go with the flow!

He was mostly talking about sex and dating generally but while I was riding him he got onto tinder profiles and how he came to swipe right on me. Which gave me an idea. I paused bouncing on his cock for a few seconds and grabbed my phone. As I sat back on his cock I gave him my phone with Tinder already open. I told him since he had such a good system for picking dates and hookups that he should take a look through my matches and pick MY next hook up. He could either just choose one and tell me or, if he wanted, he could actually send them a message while we were still fucking. Read more »

I’ve become my friend’s freeuse backup fuck. When his dates go bad he fucks me instead! (28f) [FM]

At the end of last year I got out of a ten year relationship and started having fun instead. A lot of fun. Until then my sex life had been fucking dull and now I’m make up for lost time!

Around the same time as I started my new journey one of my guy friends found himself single too. At the time we were both too firmly friend zoned to think about doing anything with each other but we agreed we should chat regularly about the single life and generally help each other out in the new world of dating and having fun.

He was a bit tentative at first but I threw myself into it. Tinder makes things so fucking easy. I was going on two dates a week minimum and when I say dates I mean hookups with a drink! I was and still am having a lot of fun discovering how amazing and liberating casual sex can be.

He wasn’t being quite so lucky. He’s a decent enough looking guy but I think a guy on Tinder probably has it a lot harder than a girl, and he was only managing roughly 1 date for every 5 or so of mine. And he definitely wasn’t getting lucky on all of them! Read more »

(28f) Blowing the delivery guy [FM]

At the end of last year I got out of a ten year relationship and started having fun instead. A lot of fun. Until then my sex life had been boring and vanilla and my attitude was that I now had to make up for lost time! Tinder has been a godsend. And I’m not exaggerating to say I’ve basically been on two new dates every week this year.

Basically I’ve been having a good time and loving it!

And the change hasn’t gone unnoticed. My friends can see I’m happier (and hornier!) than I’ve ever been before. And they’re mostly very supportive. Some think I’ve gone too far. Others don’t think I’ve gone far enough yet and need to properly get this phase out of my system.

Which is why one of them told me about the pizza guy challenge. Order a pizza and blow the delivery guy. I told her that just sounded like a scene from a cheap porno. She said yeah but since I like hooking up with random guys this would be a fun way of generating a real randomer and was curious if I’d go through with it.

Then she ordered a pizza. Read more »

I (28f) found cum tribute pics of me on my friend’s phone [fm]

I’ve got one of my old uni friends staying with me for a week while he does some work locally. We’re good mates and in the ten years we’ve known each other there’s not been any hint of any sexual attraction in either direction.

Because I live in a crap flat that’s falling appart, the plug beside the bed in the room he’s staying in doesn’t work so he left his phone on charge in the living room. His work starts in the small hours so he’s been going to bed long before me each night so far and because I’m nosey and I’m putting him up for free, I thought I’d earned a peek at his phone to get a look at his search history to see if there was something funny or embarrassing in there. It’s what friends do!

Yes the phone was locked he’s not an idiot. But his passcode wasn’t difficult to guess.

His history was pretty vanilla and dull so i went into his pictures instead to see if he was maybe a dick pic taker/sender. In ten years I’ve never seen him naked so I was curious! Read more »