So I have my Realtor license, but haven’t really done anything with it. But I kind of wanted to do this kinky Realtor sex scene. Search Realtor porn, and you get the idea. I don’t know, I wanted to see if I can actually seduce a homebuyer to buy a house, with sex.
I told one of my friends this, the homeowner, and he was actually looking to sell his place. We’ve dated and fucked before, but we’re just friends now. He’ll give me the listing, and however he got the highest bid, he didn’t really care.
It was actually really difficult to pull off this Realtor sex scene. Like I would dress sexy, but didn’t go too far. First of all, you have actual customers. Many guys are with their wives or something. So that’s a no go. Plus it was difficult to actually proposition a guy like this. Lastly, the housing market is on fire. So without even doing anything, I got a few offers above listing price. So it’s not like my friend is going to turn down what he was looking for.