Author: milligan69

Happy Birthday To Me [MF]

“Just so you know, I’m not wearing any underwear.”

I notice the cab driver’s eyes flit towards my girlfriend in his rearview mirror. He sees me catching his gaze and offers a smirk before going back to concentrating on the road. I thought Rena saw it too but she didn’t. Or maybe she didn’t care.

“Uh. What?”

“You heard me.”

I had indeed. It was hard to ignore anything Rena said or did. We’d only been dating a month or so but I was in love with her and she completely captivated me. I’ve mentioned her in previous posts but those descriptions don’t do her justice. Tall, blonde, with a “fuck you” attitude and “fuck me” eyes, Rena was way out of my league. It would be a year till we both realized that. Our relationship was a runaway train careening towards a fiery end. But at that point, I couldn’t see it. From the front of the train, it just looks like a fun ride.

Back in the cab, I start blinking furiously.

“Really?” I sputter.

“Yes,” she whispers back.

“Prove it.” Read more »

My Last Three Days in America [MF] [MF] [MF] – Part 1

I’ve been going through a tough break-up recently and decided that rather than filling the gaping hole in my heart with booze, I’d be more productive and recount an experience that would make some people happy/horny.

Okay, to be fair, it was more like a series of experiences, so I shall be doing this in parts.

A little while ago, I decided that my tenure in America (for the time being anyway) was going to be coming to an end. I’d spent more than ten years living in a major city on the East coast and another four years in a more rural area before that. There was an opportunity in my home country that was too good to pass up and with a heavy heart (and equally heavy bags), I announced my pending departure on social media.

The outpouring of support was fantastic. I had told people about two months in advance of my leaving date but it was the last three days that took the cake. Over the course of 72 hours, I manage to have three sexual experiences with three different women. Here’s how they went.

Lady No. 1 – Sarah Read more »

[MF] How My Cooking Skills Got Me Laid

In one of my previous stories, I referenced a barbecue where I received a promising text from a promiscuous friend. Well, while I was at that barbecue, something else happened.

Let’s run it back. My friend Jenna organized a going away barbecue for herself. She was moving out of the city and had a sick roof deck that she wanted to exploit one last time. She had never done it before and it honestly sounded like a lot of fun. But then Jenna texted me with a minor problem she had.

Jenna: Hey! I’m going to have a going away barbecue on my rooftop this weekend. Are you free?

Me: Yup! I’ll be there.

Jenna: Great! BTW do you know how to barbecue?

Me: Uh… Yes… Why?

Jenna: Okay cool! Nobody else does. Thanks for barbecuing! I’m sure it’ll be great :)

Let me be clear: at no point did I volunteer to cook for 30 people, many of whom would be strangers to me. But Jenna had been a good friend for many years, she was moving across the country, and at the end of the day, I didn’t mind it. We coordinated on a menu, she bought everything, and I got ready for the barbecue. Read more »

The Ti[M]e I Gave A Blowjob Lesson To My Lesbian [F]riend [oral]

Lindsey and I had been friends for about six years. We went to the same school but met at an internship. While I always thought Lindsey was cute, she made it abundantly clear that she was into women. Standing 5’2″, she was fit but had an ample butt that wiggled as she walked and her beautiful breasts seemed to constantly test the strength of the buttons on her tops. Lindsey had a little extra on her bones but it was a healthy weight. If anything, she was a gym rat. She had dark brown hair that she always kept in a ponytail or a bun but on the occasions that she let her hair down, they would cascade over her cleavage, teasing me whenever I tried to sneak a peek. Lindsey had a perky disposition and was always happy to see me. We quickly became friends and she was happy to include me into her friend circle, which included her girlfriend Cassie. We hung out and I was always comfortable around them but besides our friendly chemistry, nothing came of it. Read more »

The Ten Year-Itch (M/F)

**NAUGHTY BITS AFTER THE JUMP**

Carrie (27) and I (28) have been friends since high school. We went to a pretty preppy boarding school together and she was in the year below me. Both being tennis enthusiasts, she managed the Varsity boys team while I gave up my spot to help coach JV since they didn’t have a coach and I could basically hang out with her all day. Just the two of us. She was new to the school that year but we got along well and my JV players seemed wowed by the fact that I got along with the tall, gorgeous, statuesque blonde who had a charming smile that seemed to hide a naughty side as well.

Nothing had ever happened between us. Years later, we’re still friends, we went to the same college, we hang out in the same social circles, we talk all the time. She’s retained her marvelous figure, her sharp features and blonde tresses haven’t aged a day, and if anything, the years have added a sense of security to her that says “I know what the fuck I’m doing.” I’ve dated a few girls she’s introduced to me, and she’s hooked up with a few of my friends. Nothing serious. We’re close but there was always a barrier on talking about a few things. Sex, relationships, that sort of thing. Read more »

(M)y RandomActO(f)MuffDive Story [Long]

Warning: This story is LONG. But I'm telling it this way because there's some great moments. If you want to scroll down to the good bits, scroll down for the jump, you dirty bahstads.

I'm 27, living in New York City. She's 25, living in Jersey City/Hoboken. I'm Vincent and let's call her Frieda. I didn't want to post this in RAOMD since I haven't yet gotten Frieda's approval to do so and can't reference which post but I had such a great time that I couldn't help but share.

I PMed her a couple of hours after she had posted in RAOMD. I'd had a little bit of success from Reddit before so I thought "Why not?" I love nothing more (in bed) than to eat her girl out. Her post checked all the right boxes: funny, NSA, descriptive, and she used an SAT word properly. The girl knew her way around a dictionary. Hot.

It seemed like I checked some of her boxes too (if ya know what I'm sayinnnnn'). She was looking for tall, athletic, intelligent, and a willing "giver". Three out of four ain't bad. Read more »