It’s almost not even funny the amount of times I’ve had cum in my eye, it’s not the worst thing in the world but I swear you’re pulling stringy bits of cum out your eye for at least 12 hours afterwards. But, they’re happy so you’re happy right? WRONG. I live by this rule (with one person being an exception); don’t put their genitals in your mouth if they won’t do the same for you.
I understand the whole thrill for men cumming on a woman’s face, it’s almost territorial, very caveman-esque but it’s just so messy. And how do you know when they’re done?! I like the guys that moan because it gives you a clear indication as to when it’s safe to open your eyes or start to swallow, but the guys that don’t it’s so unclear as to when the danger zone becomes the safe zone. So you’re on the floor mouth open (because of the rule, he munched you out so it’s only fair) and it is happening, there’s cum all over your face, except in your eyes, what a result. It’s stopped. You open your eyes. POW. One last, sad, leftover bit of cum at the end straight in your eye. FANTASTIC. And the worst part is, they laugh. At least if it’s in your mouth, you can swallow it quickly and then chug some water like your Chef Ramsay rinsing your palate.