For anyone wanting to catch the previous parts, or even figure out wtf this is all about after 5 years, here is [Part 1](http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/1soydw/the_best_job_ever_mf) and [Part 2](http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/1ss329/the_best_job_ever_part_2_mf) and [Part 3](http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/1sxa7l/the_best_job_ever_part_3_mf) and [Part 4]
(http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/1t2f66/the_best_job_ever_part_4_mf) and [Part 5]
(http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/1t85ge/the_best_job_ever_part_5_mf) and [Part 6]
(http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/1tb3yn/the_best_job_ever_mf_part_6) and [Part 7]
(http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/1u8rni/the_best_job_ever_part_7_mf) and [Part 8]
(https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/1y46w6/the_best_job_ever_part_8_mf_mff)
Well holy shit, 5 years. I never expected for it to take 5 years for me to actually get this written. Anyone who saw these previously will know that I believe in complete transparency. So, where the fuck have I been for the last 5 years, and why the hell am I only finishing this off now?