I’ll let you in on a secret no one knows about me.
Nothing makes me drip than getting paid for any sexual act.
I remember being a student, needing a job, and posting a local craigslist ad about it. I was basically asking for indecent proposals and what do you know? I got plenty. I was invited for an “interview” with this old (60+) white male consultant who is looking for a secretary in his home office. The catch? We both have to be naked.
I went for the interview. He opened the door naked and guided me to the living room. It was really hard not to feel uncomfortable because while he asked me a bunch of professional questions to feign legitimacy, he was also playing with his dick the whole time. He was not the best looking, too: his dick was 6 inches at best, and it was a bit hairy. Gross, yet hot.
He came while “interviewing me” and didn’t even bother to clean up before offering me the position. He paid me right in that moment and asked me to strip as agreed. It was fairly easy. I was just creating powerpoint presentations about his book in the first hour until he got bored and asked me to show him what I had done so far.