Wife almost got jizzed on

I wanted to share this crazy story my wife told me last night she is a nurse at a small hospital and has had her share of crazy things happen from kids barfing, peeing and pooping on her to old men getting boners when she taking their vitals or cleaning them. Yesterday she had a first though a guy in his mid 30’s was admitted for abdominal pain, so she was going to be one of his nurses during the day she introduced herself and she he made little to no eye contact and just kept staring at her tits but again nothing unusual as she has big tits and she figures it comes with the territory. He continues to flirt all day with my wife and she just laughs every time as this is not out of the norm.