Lazy Sunday with my badass wife [MF]

Hi Reddit,

I had the idea to start making a log of my favorite sex moments with my wife (mainly to ensure I don’t forget them years down the road). She shares this account with me, so I know she’ll read this eventually…hi honey :)

First up: a memory that’s still top-of-mind from a few weeks ago, but has already made its way into my Spank Bank Hall of Fame.

It was a lazy Sunday. We spent the morning watching cartoons, sipping coffee and cuddling on the couch. We hadn’t had sex in a few days, so all I could think of was her body and how badly I wanted it. Wondering when, oh when, I might be so lucky to be inside her again.

Around noon my wife went upstairs to put the baby down for a nap. I laid on the couch, surfing Reddit as usual. A few minutes later, I heard her coming down the stairs. I figured she’d soon be asking what’s for lunch. Wrong.