Working from home has come to an end, at least temporarily. Our yearly audit has come me up which is an all hands on deck affair. We’ve done split shifts working from home/the office to get ready for everything.
My boss (Who I’ve gotten to know very well in very dirty ways since we started working from home) told me that one of the auditors (We use a third party company and I use a lot of parentheses) flirted a lot with the girl who used to be in my position. He said that might happen again since I’d be working with him directly and he asked if I’d be so kind as to reciprocate. The last girl was young and dumb and he asked if I could give off the same vibe. This guy apparently has a type.
So we scramble to get everything together and it’s audit time. Lots of meetings, lots of stressful tours around the facility. There were three auditors and two were absolute hardasses who went over everything with a fine tooth comb but the guy I worked with was more laid back and very, very flirty. I made sure all of my work stuff was in order but when he flirted I tried my best to play dumb and flirt back. My boss specifically asked me not to be myself which was his way of saying don’t be a giant fucking slut this time.