So, back in the day, when I was a tall, skinny, perpetually horny teen (of legal age, of course), my best friend’s older sister was my…obsession. Tall, with broad shoulders and hips, tight tummy and amazing boobs – I was a thoroughly smitten kitten.
I think she humored me because I was so very innocent and clueless, and made no moves on her. ( I had none then, and only a few to this day…)
When the bikini bridge thing became popular a few years ago, I immediately flashed back to that summer. They had a pool in the back yard, and I spent as much time there as possible… She had a small green bikini that was a personal favorite.
One hot day, Jerry and I had just gotten out of the pool, and he teased her as she was out sunning in that memorable green bikini. He mocked her for her wide, high, flaring hips, as I stared on, enthralled. She said something like ‘Mom says that I’ll have no problem having kids some day…’
And, all of a sudden, she took her Pepsi, and tossed in over his head, ice cubes and all. He spluttered, and started screaming, and ran into the house to rinse off.