When I was 28 I would walk home from work through one of the nicest parks in my city, sometimes stopping to have a read. One day, as the sun was setting, in the middle of the park I saw this cute girl looking intently at a tree. She was blond and thin, obviously younger than me and looked like a backpacker. I walked up to her, as I do sometimes to pretty girls, and said to her “what are you looking at?” She said “there’s a rat on this tree”. I looked and there was a squirrel running down the tree. Her English was pretty good, but still broken enough to be super cute.
We got to chatting and it was obvious there was a two-way sexual vibe pretty quickly. I was definitely no virgin so not long after realising this I started holding her hand and went to kiss her, she was loving it and deeply tongue kissed me back. It was a strange kiss though, and I didn’t know why at the time. But after I realised that it was just because she didn’t have much experience.