Wife and I got so caught up with our fantasy/strategies that we straight up forgot we were having sex [FM]

I don’t know if this one is hot or just weird, but I thought you guys might enjoy it anyway.

So the missus and I were fooling around, and we got to talking about something that’s been a feature of or shared fantasies for a while now: introducing other people into our sexual activities (I’ve discussed this in Reddit previously). There was something different about this night, though. For some reason, it wasn’t merely fantasizing. After a point, we were laying the groundwork for opening up our sex-lives.

We talked about how far we were willing to go with other people. We’ve talked about this before, of course, but it was different this time because we were actually discussing our limits and goals, and not merely dreaming about fucking and getting fucked by a whole bunch of folk. She ask me if I’d like for us to attend an orgy, and I answered (truthfully) that it’s something I think about occasionally but not so much that I have a strong urge to do it. I told her that if she’d like to get serviced by me and some other dudes, I’d seriously consider it, though it’s not a particular kink of mine (no judgement of guys who are into that. It’s just not something that does it for me). This similarly doesn’t seem to be something that she’s into, and so that’s how we settled on a plain old FFM threesome.

[MF] My wife gave me a facial, technically

This one going to be more funny that sexy, but whatever.

It happened just this morning. We both woke up earlier than we normally would, so naturally we turned into each other for some early morning spooning.

Of course I started caressing her and muzzling her back, at first just to show affectation but quickly it became something hotter.

My hand worked its way inside her panties, and I found she was as wet as she gets. Not long after that, she was orgasming to me working her clit and fingering her with one hand.

Of course we weren’t going to leave it there, and after a bit of a rest followed by a bit more cuddling, I was inside her. Now, I know I’m describing this in a fairly muted tone. That’s because this was more of a mellow than passionate morning sex session. But that’s okay. Sometimes you want sex that’s gentle and cozy rather that hot and wild (or at least we do).

[FM] A dumb joke leads to our most passionate sex in months

This is going to be a long one.

This happened just yesterday afternoon. The missus and I were going about cleaning our spare-room, which had in truth become the pandemic “dump everything we don’t want to deal with now” room. We had just gotten our 14-month old daughter down for a nap and ordered some Korean food for lunch, and as we were waiting for it to be delivered we took the opportunity to get some clearing out done.

I found some of my daughter’s ball-pit balls (one of her favourite toys), two of which were blue. With no explanation, I handed these to my wife. She looked at me visibly confused. I then ask for the balls back, and when she did I responded, “You give me blue balls.”

This might require some backstory. You see, the night before she and I were getting down to business. I got her off, and she then attempted to do the same for me. Just then, however, time somehow jumped forward and we were awoken by a screaming toddler. For a moment I was left wondering if the sex actually happened or if I just dreamed it. This is, sadly, not the first time the exhaustion of two new parents has interrupted coitus.

The time I just had to go down on my wife [MF]

This happened a couple of months ago. One evening, after we’d gotten the baby down for the night, my wife and I enjoying an early night in and relaxing in bed. It wasn’t supposed to be a sexy-time night. We’re both new parents and it was a particularly trying day. We were both thinking we’d just catch up on some much needed sleep. However, once we were in bed, I realised I had a strong and sudden craving. Like, you when you just have a particular longing for pizza or Chinese food or something? To the point where you just can’t not have it. It was a bit like that, except I was longing to eat out my wife.

Now, being as tired tired as she was, the wife did need some convincing. She was fine with spooning and cuddling her, but every time I motioned for a bit more she shot me down. I’d hear slight moans of pleasure with every kiss and light bite on her back, but every time my hand went somewhere it shouldn’t I’d get a “not tonight’ babe” or “come on, knock it off”. Each shoot-down would send me scurrying back to shore, but only moments later I’d be back to testing my (read “her”) boundaries again.

Wife and I used a GW story to spice up sexytime [MF]

The wife and I were getting down to business last night, and I had the idea of asking if we could try reading a GW story together. I know this might seem weird, but she knows I use this subreddit for my “personal time”, and that morning I found a particular story I suspected would float her boat too.

She was sceptical at first as using reddit for sexual inspiration/stimulation was odd to her. She was also afraid of me scrolling forever on reddit looking for something adequately sexy and ultimately letting the sexytime moment pass (I was slightly dishonest and let her believe I didn’t have a story in mind). This fear was based the many times in the past I thought I’d find something sexy on Netflix to get things rolling. However, I was able convince her to give it a go.

About five or ten minutes later, I was holding my phone in one hand reading aloud a sexy story, while my other hand was busy fingering my wife’s wet pussy. For her part, she was blowing the hardest dick she’d encountered in weeks. Servicing each other while imagining other couples’ (+) sexual exploits is as it turns out one of the hottest things lovers can do for and to each other.

Wife blew me in front of our (open) hotel room door [MF]

I posted this story in a different subreddit a short time ago, but I feel like this is a better place for it, so here goes.

The wife and I were travelling recently, and as you do we got a little frisky in our hotel room. Truth be told, I initially wasn’t really feeling in the mood, but she was determined to get some. So she had an idea. Let’s open the room door and she’d give me a blow job in the little hallway to our room. Great, I thought. Let’s do it. Might be fun. However, I underestimated how far she was willing to go.

I went to the door and held it slightly ajar to stop it from closing, and waited for her to get to business. Apparently that wasn’t what she meant. She pulled the door open completely and got on her knees. Anyone walking past our door would have gotten a full view of the action. As would have the guest in the room opposite ours if they suddenly left their room. That didn’t happen, but I have a fantasy that they were watching us through the peephole in their door the whole time.