While you’re out cheating on your pregnant wife, your pregnant wife if at home cheating on you with me.

Last weekend my neighbor had a bbq at his place and invited me over, i didn't have anything else better to do so i ended up going. At the end of the night i was the last one left at their house. I figured while i was there i might as well help clean up the mess. Not long after i started cleaning my neighbor got a phone call and said he was called into work and within minutes was in his car and gone.

Now it was just his pregnant wife and me which made me feel slightly awkward. We wound up talking and for whatever reason i asked if her husband gets called into work this late a lot. After i asked that her whole demeanour changed and she responded with "more then you might think".

I wasn't trying to pry but i asked what she meant by what she said. She went on to tell me that when he "goes into work" he's off fucking someone else. Apparently since he found out she was pregnant he refuses to have sex with her and on top of that has been cheating on her for at least the same amount of time and things she's so dumb she doesn't know what he's doing.