Hello all, this story takes about 11 months ago when I was scrolling on tinder. I’m 39 now and I have been divorced for 9 years and I haven’t been in a relationship since. However, that’s what I prefer. I work as a event planner for a hotel chain. My job is to basically oversee any banquet rentals and dinners and such. You’ll see why this is important later. Anyway, I work a lot so I don’t have time for a relationship. I’ve pretty much been using tinder and other dating apps the last several years to get laid. And I’ve been able to consistently to the point where I’ve been dubbed the “Barney Stinson” of my friend group. However due to Covid things were beginning to be a bit dry. Although around this time it was beginning to pick up again.