[FM] Meeting a lawyer on craigslist and playing as his niece

Wow, this turned into a fucking long post, sorry about that. Also, this is more sexual than my pizza incident, but not a ton, so if you really want full on sex you should keep looking. This is just another one of my craigslist encounters that happened a few months ago (I’d probably never agree to do this kind of thing in winter, too damn cold).

In his listing, he described what he wanted as something “only for risk-takers” and “real exhibitionists”. I know both of those sound dumb out of context, but when I’ve had a bit to drink and I’m really craving that particular fetish that kind of talk really appeals to me. The post was pretty simple, he worked at a local law firm that had an attached parking garage. He wanted to meet a girl willing to blow him in between two strangers’ cars and maybe then fuck in the back of his SUV. What really sealed the deal for me was that he finished his post by mentioning that there were security cameras in the garage, but he was pretty sure they were just for show. The idea of possibly getting caught (even though I doubted he’d risk his job so they probably were just for show) makes me almost feel like I’m going to have a panic attack, but in a good way so I had to message him back.

[FM] A little story about freaking out a pizza delivery guy

I need to preface this with an apology: there’s not really any sex in this story so if you’re just looking for cock in pussy then you need to move on, sorry! If you like awkwardness and exhibitionism then this might be right for you.

So I’ve always been a bit of an exhibitionist. I love sex in sneaky public places, the first time a guy ate me out it was in front of my university’s library, and that little thrill of possibly getting caught drives me crazy, even more than the sex itself. Because of this I fantasize about getting caught naked. A lot. But we all know that sometimes you need something a little bit more real than a fantasy, so sometimes I have to take things into my own hands. The solution? The time honored tradition of ordering pizza and then answering the door naked. I’ve done this a few times, but I’m going to tell you about one of my favorites, which is coincidentally also the first time I did it.

[FM] Just had an absolutely incredible craigslist experience that I had to share.

20 F, also sorry for the wall of text.

So I’ve been in a bit of a rut recently. Been trying to get a decent hookup off of tinder but it just has not worked out for quite a while. Either the guys are too weird or I’m too picky and it just sort of fizzles out. All in all, I’ve been feeling a bit desperate for a good fuck, and obviously not thinking clearly, which is how I ended up on craigslist.

I started off browsing the M4W section, but again, pickiness + weirdos just wasn’t cutting so I thought I’d try making my own post. I knew if I started actually talking to these guys and then sorting through picture after picture I would just end up doing nothing so I decided to make it kind of anonymous. Here’s what I posted:

>Title: Waiting for you, face down ass up anonymous
>Basically what the title says. You come over to my apartment, find my ass and pussy up in the air with a box of condoms next to me, fuck me, and leave. Please send cock pic only, no body or face, and let’s pick a time.