[MF] I showed my girlfriend my post about her incredible ass. Her response was adorable.

Not to get too meta, but just a little followup on [my post](https://reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/u2rq7h/my_girlfriends_18f_ass_is_so_perfect_it_made/) yesterday about my girlfriend’s phenomenal ass…

I didn’t tell her about the post beforehand because I just meant it as a short, funny, post. But once it blew up, I felt like… well, I gotta tell her.

We already had plans to hang out at my place last night. She comes over. We’re sitting on the couch and I tell her I did a little post about our vacation, and how my family had a really funny response to her beautiful body. She gets quiet. I pull the post up on my phone and pass it to her. I’m nervous just because even though she’s sweet and easygoing, she’s also very shy, and I’m not 100% sure how she’ll react to a story about her. And I definitely don’t want to hurt her feelings.

She reads the post in complete silence, no reaction, just looking intently at the screen. Then she starts scrolling through the comments… and scrolling… and scrolling… her eyes are getting wide. And then suddenly she starts blushing furiously, and she leans toward me and presses her face into my chest. That’s when I know it’s okay, because this is what she does when she’s feeling self-conscious but also flattered and happy.

My girlfriend’s (18[F]) ass is so perfect it made going on a beach vacation with my family hilariously awkward

Sounds crazy but it’s true. My extended family rented a house on the beach, about a dozen people were there—my parents, siblings, aunt/uncle + cousins along with several SO’s. My girlfriend has a petite little body with an incredible bomb ass and doesn’t actually realize how good it is. (She grew up pretty secluded, I’m her first bf.) When she would casually stroll out in her thong everyone would suddenly go silent and work overtime to not stare at her thonged ass, while at the same time sneaking glances. My brother-in-law or someone would try to “casually” start small talk about something unrelated just to break the silence but it somehow made it more awkward.

The funniest moment was when my no-filter-because-old uncle Phil, sitting in the porch with a beer, muttered “Jesus” when she strolled by him and down the steps.

I don’t wanna make to much of it, nothing *happened*, but goddamn it was funny and this seemed like the sub to share it.

[MF] When I was (18M) my parents made me see a life coach (34F). Little did they know I was going balls-deep inside her every session.

I was smart enough but I didn’t care much about high school, so my parents decided to send me to a “life coach” my final year. Her office was in her home. She was professional but very hot—a tall, mid-30s vixen with long dark hair and a very tight hits-the-gym-every-day body.

I never had any problems getting girls, and I could tell immediately she was attracted to me even though she tried her best to hide it. She wore a satin shirt with the top two buttons undone—when she noticed me staring at her exposed collarbone she blushed. She gamely tried to guide through the standard initial questions but halfway though our first session I decided I wasn’t into it and I though what the hell and leaned in and kissed her. She froze at first and then responded. Pretty soon she was slipping my tongue in my mouth, and ten minutes later I was kneeling over her ass on her expansive bedsheets and pounding her from behind.

No rubber. I didn’t care, and I guess neither did she. (I found out afterwards she was on b/c.) My first time sliding in raw.