Setting my wi[F]e up to get fucked by another [M]an at the same bar I’m getting a drink at [FM]

The following transcript from WhatsApp dialogue with my wife earlier today…

HUSBAND: Setup… I get us a hotel room… Your instruction is to buy yourself something sexy and fun for our night out. You’re to wear it beneath your dress. We meet at a bar. I arrive way before you and scope out the scene. I text you that you should arrive acting single and as though you don’t know me.

HUSBAND: You arrive and take a single empty seat at the bar. I’m on the other end of the bar. My jaw drops when I see how hot you’ve made yourself. Eye makeup, hair up, lots of skin. Your neck, collar bone and chest -begging to be kissed. And your cleavage is incredible, revealing. Your confidence is sexy as fuck

HUSBAND: I watch the room change as men stare at you, you gorgeous vixen. Sex exudes from you. You fearlessly make eye contact as you please. Men can’t help but meet your gaze full of desire

WIFE: I will read and respond to above texts in 9 min