Why cocktail parties should be more common – M/F

I’m a big fan of house parties but organising them myself always feels like a terrible idea – I’ve never shaken the fear of no one showing up or everyone having a terrible time. Luckily for me I’ve got lots of friends who’re much more confident in their event planning skills. An old housemate of mine was a particularly good example – she loved throwing parties and was always planning something bigger and better than the last one. Not only did I get to benefit from her taking care of planning and invitations, but a lot of those invitations seemed to go to some very beautiful women. It was always going to work out well. After a few fairly successful house parties she decided we were going to have a 20’s themed cocktail party. Mandatory dressing up and themed drinks for everyone!

 

The set up was pretty easy – I grabbed my most appropriately cut suit, figured out how to get a bowtie on properly and spammed out some invitations on facebook. My housemate on the other hand went fantastically overboard. She worked in some advertising/media/production type role that never made any sense to me but it meant she could get her hands on all sorts of props and things to make our place look a lot fancier than it was. She and her best friends were all set to go early so I made a round of old fashioneds, we put the music on and started chatting away while people tricked in.

How I [M] got over a breakup by getting under the hot teenage bartender [F]

I had a really awkward and disappointing tinder date tonight. She was as pretty as her pictures but in person there was absolutely no chemistry what so ever. Its been a couple of weeks since I last got laid but there was no way tonight was going anywhere good. After bailing I ended up at home and started thinking about how well things could have gone – so here’s the first tinder date I ever had and definitely one of the best.

 

I was backpacking at the time, which is awesome and if you get the chance you should do it. I needed a couple of years to get my career and finances sorted so didn’t end up on a proper long trip till my late 20s but I had a blast and met plenty of older and younger people doing the same thing. Lots of people can articulate the massive character benefits of travel far more eloquently than I can so I’ll stick to the bit you’re probably interested in – its really easy to get laid. On top of there being cheap alcohol everywhere, people’s inhibitions are lower when there’s no chance their friends, family or colleagues will hear about what and who they’ve done. No responsibility, no reputation to worry about or appearance to keep up and an atmosphere that encourages constant hedonism tends to result in a lot more fun than normal.

My best one night stand, part 2: Dominating a hot Swedish girl and filling every hole M/F

The first part is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/506ivo/my_best_one_night_stand_somehow_enabled_by_my/

I really enjoyed writing out the first part of that night, its definitely one those memories that slips into my mind when I’m bored and horny. The last story was a lot of build-up, the rest of the night and next morning was a bit of a marathon – we slept maybe three hours out of the following 12 and did our best to absolutely wreck each other. The dialogue is not accurate, this was a couple of years ago and while I know we did a lot of talking I’ve approximated it as best as I could.

 

If you’re not in the mood for reading the last one with a lot of exposition tldr: I went out on a Friday night with a group of colleagues, somehow managed to pull the most stunning woman there that night and brought her back to my place where we had intense animalistic sex across my living room. I paused shortly before round two which is where this one picks up. If you’re looking to picture everything, Angelica is a tall gorgeous blonde Swedish woman with blue eyes, legs for days, a tight round ass and high firm tits that were just a bit more than a big handful. I’m tall and in decent but not amazing shape with pale skin, dark hair, green eyes as well as a bit of chest hair and a short beard.