*My name is Andy. I grew up in a pretty religiously conservative area, so I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 21. I’ve spent the past six years trying to catch up on what I missed.*
I was a Young Life leader in college. For those who don’t know, Young Life is a Christian outreach organization for high school students. As a leader, I was part of a team of men and women who were trying to introduce students to Jesus.
One of the college women on my team was Rosie.
Rosie was awesome. She had a great sense of humor, a boundless supply of enthusiasm, and had this way of engaging in conversations that really made you feel heard. Also tits. Rosie had enormous tits. So big, in fact, that I would later find out that her bra could cover up her entire face.
Needless to say, I was drawn to Rosie, and while her bust was definitely a predominant reason, her personality really was top notch as well. We often found ourselves hanging out late into the night after one of our club events, or watching movies with friends in dark basements. It became clear that there was some mutual attraction there, but the rules of Young Life state that people on the same team can’t date. So we were kind of stuck.