[MF] The Night I Unexpectedly Took Home A Stripper

Hi All,

Ok, to preface I didn’t pick her up in the strip club. In fact I didn’t pick her up at all, she very much came onto me, but we will get into that.

We should begin at the beginning, I, a maybe 19/20 year old at the time was going out with his rugby team for a well deserved pint after Saturday’s game(though I also don’t mind an undeserved one, if needs dictate). We all agreed to meet in a cheap dive bar (I forget the name) to get a few in before heading to a club after a warm up drinks. This place was probably one of the cheapest in town, you know, one playlist that only has 90’s dance on at any hour of the day, cheap 2 for 1 shots, sticky floors, unusable toilets and the usual array of characters that are attracted to that cocktail of joy.

[MF] A one night stand begged for anal on my first experience of it

Hi all,

When I was 18, my mates and I used to visit the sweatiest club in our city and to enjoy the indie tunes of the artic monkeys and other similar northern bands. The music was great but the main reason for going was the girls. They were always pretty easy going and enjoyed exploring their youth, a place of dreams for myself. I’ve had plenty of experiences there but this story is about something that truly shocked my naive eighteen year old self, a girl begging me for anal.