Hi All,
Ok, to preface I didn’t pick her up in the strip club. In fact I didn’t pick her up at all, she very much came onto me, but we will get into that.
We should begin at the beginning, I, a maybe 19/20 year old at the time was going out with his rugby team for a well deserved pint after Saturday’s game(though I also don’t mind an undeserved one, if needs dictate). We all agreed to meet in a cheap dive bar (I forget the name) to get a few in before heading to a club after a warm up drinks. This place was probably one of the cheapest in town, you know, one playlist that only has 90’s dance on at any hour of the day, cheap 2 for 1 shots, sticky floors, unusable toilets and the usual array of characters that are attracted to that cocktail of joy.