Though this is based very closely on true recent events, this is my first time writing anything like this so please let me know what you think
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It started innocently enough – with coffee. My ex (Katie) and I had a recent but amicable breakup, but we share friends so we’d seen each other around. In particular we play the same sport, and the next time we played together she wore boy-shorts and knee-high socks which perfectly showed off her athletic ass and legs. I’m sure she did it on purpose.
Anyway, while we were together she got me into coffee which I’d never really enjoyed previously. She imports her coffee from Vietnam, and the packet which she had given me a couple months ago had run out. So, of course, I message asking whether I can have some more. She replies that I’d have to buy it from her now as relationship privileges has ended. Fair enough. But I thought I would inquire if there was any way I could have a discount. Completely innocently, of course.
Her: what are you offering? 😉
Me: sexual favours, obviously