Australian beachside BJ goes wrong [MF]

This is more funny that it is sexy but I thought I would tell the tale anyway.

About 10 years ago I was backpacking around Australia. I stopped in a town on the east coast called Airlie Beach with views to taking a trip to the famous Whitsunday Islands.

The night I arrived I went to a bar to get a drink and some food. I didn’t know anyone in the town but at some point a group of English girls started talking to me. One in particular, Rose, seemed much more interested than the others and pretty soon we were on the dance floor together. I must have been quite drunk because getting me on the dance floor usually takes quite a lot of convincing.

It wasn’t long before Rose and I started kissing and it became clear that we would be taking it further. Unfortunately, both of us, like all backpackers, were staying in dorms in separate hostels and while I am not above some sexy times in a dorm room (that is maybe a story for another day), we felt that it wasn’t the best idea. So instead we found a bench in the park beside the beach.