I’m (32F) a massage therapist and Covid restrictions closed my work so I’ve started offering home visits. Eight out of ten guys so far have ended up with a happy ending. [FM]

I mean the title says it all really!

I’ve been a massage therapist for over eight years now – and at a proper legitimate place, not a dodgy Thai under the counter price list variety! – and I’m used to guys getting hard during a session. It’s incredibly common. You see the little tent pole under the towel. And sometimes it’s not a little tent pole!

Some guys will joke about this or get a bit cheeky and suggest you do something about it. And sometimes if the guy is hot and I’m feeling naughty I’ll oblige. I’m only human! But these are the exceptions that prove the rule, they’re not the mainstay. It’s 0.5 % at most. Well, maybe a little more, but it’s not a regular result lol

But now I’m having to offer private home visits. And there’s something about being in the private home that changes EVERYTHING. Because out of ten guys I’ve wrapped my hand around eight cocks and given them a very happy time!

I (32f) fucked my housemate’s hook up after she fell asleep [FM]

The walls in this house are made of paper, so hearing my housemate fucking isn’t something new. But until not too long ago she had a long term boyfriend and I was used to just hearing the same old thing. Hearing other people is hot but once it gets repetitive you learn to drown it out.

But since they broke up Ashley has been spreading her wings. And her legs. She’s doing the sensible thing and fucking around a bit. Good for her. She’s had a few hookups and it’s mostly been pretty vanilla. I’ve still listened, but it’s been nothing crazy.

Until last night. I only caught a glimpse of the guy as the second they were through the front door they were straight to the bedroom. But from the little I saw I knew she was going to have a good night. He was gorgeous.

For the next hour I listened closely as he fucked her brains out. Both were loud and having a great time and when it came to finishing he was giving her one of the best poundings I’d heard through the wall. I masturbated along kinda wishing it was me.

[FM] I spent over an hour at a gloryhole.

I won’t bore you with all the backstory but right after I finished university I celebrated by spending a few months backpacking around Europe. I had a lot of fun in general and in DPP material terms but the thing that stands out most and that I’ve been thinking a lot about recenty is when I was in Germany and decided it woud be fun to visit a sex club just to see what it was like!

It was a lot less seedy that I was expecting. Plenty of security to make sure that everything was consentual and that anyone creeping was removed immediately. Ratio of guys to girls was roughly 2:1 from what I saw. Good mix of ages too. Lots of students as well as middle aged and a few older people.

And it was fun! There were dedicated areas for certain things, but on the whole you just looked around and could see people happily fucking, fingering, sucking or licking. Some were doing it wanting a crowd and some were paying no attention to anyone but themselves.

I (32F) masturbated during a zoom chat with friends to see if I could get away with it. [F]

Lockdown and social distancing is making everyone masturbate more right? I’m sure it’s not just me! But after months and months of nothing but some self love it all starts to get a bit repetitive.

So last night I decided to do something stupid. We have a weekly catch up with a gang of friends on zoom to chat shit and out the world to rights. It usually lasts for a few hours.

And I decided to see if I could play with myself during it and not get caught.

I wore a skirt for easy access, no underwear and positioned the camera so it was just shoulders and up so it wouldn’t see my arm motion.

I started slowly and carefully at first as I was sure someone was going to notice. But no one did. So I got a bit braver and started fully masturbating.

I admit I did cheat and put myself on mute for when I finished but I’m pretty sure I got away with it!

I’m a masseuse (32F) and sometimes if a hot client jokes about ‘happy endings’ I’ll give them one. [FM]

I’m a masseuse and the one thing a lot of guys have in common during a session is joking about happy endings. I’m not a dodgy Thai place that has an under the counter price list and the guys are usually saying it as an awkward joke.

But the other thing that often happens with guys is that they get a little hard during a session. You see the little tent pole under the towel. And sometimes it’s not a little tent pole lol

I’m only human. If they’re hot and cheeky and make jokes about, I’ll sometimes give them what they’re joking about.

It’s ALWAYS worth it for the look on their face when I actually slip my hand under the towel lol