I shared this story with /u/statuesque and she recommended I share it here. It’s my first time posting, so be gentle.
This is a story from quite a few years ago and is one of my best memories, despite the fact it didn’t unfold exactly as I would have hoped… hope you enjoy!
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The summer between my sophomore and junior year of college I was back home, as was the woman I took to senior prom in high school (Lauren), who was a year younger than I.
We had both gone Greek and her pledge mom (Kat) was visiting her for a week. I meet them for some Mexican food Friday night and within the first five minutes of meeting, Kat says, “so Lauren tells me you like eating pussy,” without so much as batting an eye.
The specifics aren’t super important, but the punchline is that Lauren had spilled some details of her sex life during the pledging process. She was horribly embarrassed, thought I was going to be pissed, but instead Kat and I spent the next few minutes trying to turn Lauren’s face as red as possible. Kat and I are basically having phone sex at the table in front of Lauren.